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The Substitute is the ultimate accessory, curing emotional, mental, and physical issues. Join the revolution. Just breathe. Simply air. Use it anywhere- it's smokeless. Smoke less. No tobacco. No toxins. Cure cancer. For best results, use it throughout the day when you feel stressed, anxious, or depressed by inhaling as long as you can, followed by an equally long exhale through the mouth (it is imperative that you exhale). 

The Substitute in Silver

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  • Use The Substitute anywhere- planes, trains, bars, restaurants, hotels, museums, theaters, concerts, stores, spas, sporting events, hospitals, offices, pools, oceans, boats, homes, work, school, church, wherever.

    Use The Substitute to dance, play, point, reach, smack, tap, and think.  

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